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Introducing “Vampirito” Tea:

Honor the sacred liquid that flows through you.

Are you ready to channel your inner vampire? Just kidding, or are we?

Sink your fangs into our bewitching “Vampirito” tea—a blend that’ll have you feeling immortal (minus the whole sunlight allergy thing).

Ingredients Straight from the Ancestral Cookbook:

Organic Buckthorn Bark: This herb has been passed down through generations like a secret handshake. It’s like a GPS for your blood, guiding it toward health and vitality.

Burdock Root: Picture burdock as the ultimate detox sidekick. It’s like a tiny broom sweeping away toxins, leaving your bloodstream sparkly clean.

Organic Red Clover: These crimson blossoms are like little love notes to your circulatory system. They say, “ sacred fluid, I am worthy!”

Organic Yellowdock: Yellowdock root whispers ancient wisdom: “Ground yourself, amigo. Your blood deserves solid roots.”

Barberry Root: Barberry is the bouncer at the blood vessel nightclub. It keeps things flowing smoothly and kicks out any troublemakers.

Licorice Root: Licorice adds sweetness to the party—like a vampire with a penchant for dessert. Plus, it harmonizes the whole crew.

Ethically Sourced, Spiritually Infused

At Teopahtcalli House of Divine Medicine, we honor the land, the ancestors, and the spirits. Our “Vampirito” tea is sustainably sourced, ensuring that every sip carries the blessings of reciprocity.

Unlock Your Inner Immortal

Whether you’re a night owl, a moon worshiper, or just someone who wants healthier blood, “Vampirito” has your back. Sip it under the stars and feel the pulse of centuries.

Disclaimer: Not intended to turn you into an actual vampire. Please consult a healthcare professional if you experience sudden aversion to garlic or start sleeping in a coffin.

Ok, we kid!

Vampirito - Blood Health

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  • Boil water and let it cool slightly (vampires prefer warm, not scalding).

    Add a teaspoon of “Vampirito” blend to your favorite cauldron—I mean, teapot.

    Steep for 5–7 minutes while humming a spooky tune (optional but highly recommended).

    Sip slowly, envision all the nutrients working together, and infuse you with vitality

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